824. The first vegan student is a muggleborn, and at the opening feast they don’t know what to eat and end up asking to go to bed before the rest. When they get to their dorm room, they find a house elf there who asks if they didn’t like the food and the muggleborn rushes to explain her predicament. The next day, all the dishes have little labels next to them that say things like ‘vegan’, ‘halal’, ‘lactose-free’, etc.


girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

people who teach girls that they are more attractive when they hide their intelligence need to be taught that women are worth more than how “cute” they are